ﺩﺑﯿﺮ ﺣﺰﺏ ﺯﻧﺎﻥ ﺍﻣﺮﯾﮑﺎ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻘﺎﻟﻪﺍﯼ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭼﻨﯿﻦ
ﻧﻮﺷﺖ :
Men Are Just Happier People
ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﺻﻮﻻ ﺁﺩﻡ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮﯼ ﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪ
Your last name stays put
ﻧﺎﻡ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﺍﺩﮔﯽ ﺷﺎﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﺎﻧﺪ
The garage is all yours
ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻓﻀﺎﯼ ﮔﺎﺭﺍﮊ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺗﻌﻠﻖ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ
Wedding plans take care of themselves
ﻋﺮﻭﺳﯽ ﺍﺯ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺎﺗﯿﮏ ﺍﻧﺠﺎﻡ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ.
Chocolate is just another snack
ﺷﮑﻼﺕ ﻫﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﯾﮏ ﻏﺬﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﮑﻪ
You can be President
ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻨﺪ ﺭﺋﯿﺲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﺑﺸﻦ .
You can never be pregnant
ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻫﺮﮔﺰ ﺣﺎﻣﻠﻪ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻦ
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺗﯽ ﺷﺮﺕ ﺳﻔﯿﺪ ﺑﭙﻮﺷﻦ
You can wear NO shirt to a water park
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﻧﭙﻮﺷﻦ
Car mechanics tell you the truth
ﻣﮑﺎﻧﯿﮏ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺒﯿﻞ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky
ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﻣﺴﺎﻓﺖ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﯼ ﺗﺎ ﭘﻤﭗ ﺑﻨﺰﯾﻦ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﺭﺍﻧﻨﺪﮔﯽ
ﮐﻨﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﻟﯿﻞ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﺍﯾﻦ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﮐﺜﯿﻔﻪ.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt
ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺑﺪﻭﻧﻦ ﻣﻬﺮﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺪﻭﻡ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻭﯼ
ﭘﯿﭻ ﺑﭽﺮﺧﻮﻧﻦ ﻣﺪﺗﯽ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻨﻦ
Same work, more pay
ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ، ﺩﺭﺁﻣﺪ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺴﺐ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ
Wrinkles add character
ﭼﯿﻦ ﻭ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺬﺍﺑﯿﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺍﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.100
ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ 5000 ﺩﻻﺭﻩ، ﻫﺰﯾﻨﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺷﺐ ﮐﺮﺍﯾﻪ ﻓﺮﺍﮎ ﻭ
ﭘﺎﭘﯿﻮﻥ ﻓﻘﻂ 100 ﺩﻻﺭﻩ
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
ﮐﻔﺶ ﻧﻮ ﭘﺎﯼ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺯﺧﻤﯽ ﻧﻤﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ
One mood all the time
ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﻣﻮﺩ ﺛﺎﺑﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
ﻣﮑﺎﻟﻤﻪ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﯽ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺳﯽ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ ﻃﻮﻝ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺸﻪ
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ 5 ﺭﻭﺯ ﻣﺮﺧﺼﯽ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﻪ ﯾﮏ ﭼﻤﺪﻭﻥ ﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﺝ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
You can open all your own jars
ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺩﺭ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺑﻄﺮﯼ ﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯ ﮐﻨﻦ
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be
your friend
ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺴﯽ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﯽ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﻨﻪ
ﭼﻪ ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎﺷﻦ ﭼﻪ ﻣﺮﺩ، ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
ﺳﻪ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺮﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻢ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﻩ
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
ﻗﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﻪ ﺩﯾﺪﻥ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ
Everything on your face stays its original color
ﻫﺮﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻃﺒﯿﻌﯽ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ
ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ،
ﻻﺯﻡ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻋﻮﺽ ﮐﻨﻦ .
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
ﯾﮏ ﻣﺪﻝ ﻣﻮ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺎﻟﻬﺎ، ﻭ ﯾﺎ ﺩﻩ ﻫﺎ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ
You only have to shave your face and neck
ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﻣﻮﻫﺎﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﻭ ﮔﺮﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺘﺮﺍﺷﻦ
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all
seasons
ﯾﮏ ﮐﯿﻒ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ... ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺭﻧﮓ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ
ﻓﺼﻮﻝ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎﻗﻮﯼ ﺟﯿﺒﯽ ﻫﻢ ﻧﺎﺧﻦ ﻫﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻤﯿﺰ ﻭ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ
ﮐﻨﻦ
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﯿﻞ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﯾﺎ ﻧﮕﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﺗﺎﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On
December 24 in 25 minutes
ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ 25 ﻧﻔﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺴﺘﮕﺎﻥ ﻭ ﺁﺷﻨﺎﯾﺎﻥ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺷﺐ ﻋﯿﺪﯼ
ﺩﺭ ﻋﺮﺽ 25 ﺩﻗﯿﻘﻪ ﻫﺪﯾﻪ ﺑﺨﺮﻥ
ﭘﺲ ﻋﺠﯿﺐ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮ ﻫﺴﺘﻦ !
No wonder men are more happy!
