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    ﺩﺑﯿﺮ ﺣﺰﺏ ﺯﻧﺎﻥ ﺍﻣﺮﯾﮑﺎ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻘﺎﻟﻪﺍﯼ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭼﻨﯿﻦ
    ﻧﻮﺷﺖ :

    Men Are Just Happier People
    ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﺻﻮﻻ ﺁﺩﻡ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮﯼ ﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪ
    Your last name stays put
    ﻧﺎﻡ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﺍﺩﮔﯽ ﺷﺎﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﺎﻧﺪ
    The garage is all yours
    ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻓﻀﺎﯼ ﮔﺎﺭﺍﮊ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺗﻌﻠﻖ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ
    Wedding plans take care of themselves
    ﻋﺮﻭﺳﯽ ﺍﺯ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺎﺗﯿﮏ ﺍﻧﺠﺎﻡ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ.
    Chocolate is just another snack
    ﺷﮑﻼﺕ ﻫﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﯾﮏ ﻏﺬﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﮑﻪ
    You can be President
    ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻨﺪ ﺭﺋﯿﺲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﺑﺸﻦ .
    You can never be pregnant
    ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻫﺮﮔﺰ ﺣﺎﻣﻠﻪ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻦ
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
    ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺗﯽ ﺷﺮﺕ ﺳﻔﯿﺪ ﺑﭙﻮﺷﻦ
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park
    ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﻧﭙﻮﺷﻦ
    Car mechanics tell you the truth
    ﻣﮑﺎﻧﯿﮏ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺒﯿﻞ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
    because this one is just too icky
    ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﻣﺴﺎﻓﺖ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﯼ ﺗﺎ ﭘﻤﭗ ﺑﻨﺰﯾﻦ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﺭﺍﻧﻨﺪﮔﯽ
    ﮐﻨﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﻟﯿﻞ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﺍﯾﻦ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﮐﺜﯿﻔﻪ.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
    a nut on a bolt
    ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺑﺪﻭﻧﻦ ﻣﻬﺮﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺪﻭﻡ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻭﯼ
    ﭘﯿﭻ ﺑﭽﺮﺧﻮﻧﻦ ﻣﺪﺗﯽ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻨﻦ
    Same work, more pay
    ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ، ﺩﺭﺁﻣﺪ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺴﺐ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ
    Wrinkles add character
    ﭼﯿﻦ ﻭ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺬﺍﺑﯿﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺍﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.100
    ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ 5000 ﺩﻻﺭﻩ، ﻫﺰﯾﻨﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺷﺐ ﮐﺮﺍﯾﻪ ﻓﺮﺍﮎ ﻭ
    ﭘﺎﭘﯿﻮﻥ ﻓﻘﻂ 100 ﺩﻻﺭﻩ
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
    ﮐﻔﺶ ﻧﻮ ﭘﺎﯼ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺯﺧﻤﯽ ﻧﻤﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ
    One mood all the time
    ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﻣﻮﺩ ﺛﺎﺑﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
    ﻣﮑﺎﻟﻤﻪ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﯽ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺳﯽ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ ﻃﻮﻝ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺸﻪ
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
    ﺑﺮﺍﯼ 5 ﺭﻭﺯ ﻣﺮﺧﺼﯽ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﻪ ﯾﮏ ﭼﻤﺪﻭﻥ ﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﺝ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
    You can open all your own jars
    ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺩﺭ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺑﻄﺮﯼ ﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯ ﮐﻨﻦ
    If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be
    your friend
    ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺴﯽ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﯽ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﻨﻪ
    ﭼﻪ ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎﺷﻦ ﭼﻪ ﻣﺮﺩ، ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
    ﺳﻪ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺮﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻢ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﻩ
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
    ﻗﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﻪ ﺩﯾﺪﻥ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ
    Everything on your face stays its original color
    ﻫﺮﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻃﺒﯿﻌﯽ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ
    ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ،
    ﻻﺯﻡ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻋﻮﺽ ﮐﻨﻦ .
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
    ﯾﮏ ﻣﺪﻝ ﻣﻮ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺎﻟﻬﺎ، ﻭ ﯾﺎ ﺩﻩ ﻫﺎ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ
    You only have to shave your face and neck
    ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﻣﻮﻫﺎﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﻭ ﮔﺮﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺘﺮﺍﺷﻦ
    One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all
    seasons
    ﯾﮏ ﮐﯿﻒ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ... ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺭﻧﮓ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ
    ﻓﺼﻮﻝ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ
    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
    ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎﻗﻮﯼ ﺟﯿﺒﯽ ﻫﻢ ﻧﺎﺧﻦ ﻫﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻤﯿﺰ ﻭ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ
    ﮐﻨﻦ
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
    mustache
    ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﯿﻞ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﯾﺎ ﻧﮕﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﺗﺎﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On
    December 24 in 25 minutes
    ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ 25 ﻧﻔﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺴﺘﮕﺎﻥ ﻭ ﺁﺷﻨﺎﯾﺎﻥ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺷﺐ ﻋﯿﺪﯼ
    ﺩﺭ ﻋﺮﺽ 25 ﺩﻗﯿﻘﻪ ﻫﺪﯾﻪ ﺑﺨﺮﻥ
    ﭘﺲ ﻋﺠﯿﺐ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮ ﻫﺴﺘﻦ !
    No wonder men are more happy!

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